<div>I laughed... I had to look up ABEND about three weeks ago becuase one of our vendors had a service outage and they explained it by saying the system had ABEND and had been patched. I wonder which came first "ABEND" or "A Bender" ;)
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<div><span class="gmail_quote">On 4/13/07, <b class="gmail_sendername">Richard Hubbard</b> <<a href="mailto:rhubby@yahoo.com">rhubby@yahoo.com</a>> wrote:</span>
<blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="PADDING-LEFT: 1ex; MARGIN: 0px 0px 0px 0.8ex; BORDER-LEFT: #ccc 1px solid">Or maybe I should have said:<br>do 10 I=1,10<br>print(19H, Get off my lawn!)<br>10 continue<br><br>Richard Hubbard
<br>Technology Solutions Inc<br><br>----- Original Message ----<br>From: Richard Hubbard <<a href="mailto:rhubby@yahoo.com">rhubby@yahoo.com</a>><br>To: <a href="mailto:nflug@nflug.org">nflug@nflug.org</a><br>Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 6:07:20 PM
<br>Subject: Re: [nflug] You qualify as a Dinosaur if ...<br><br>Get off my lawn, you whippernsapper!<br><br>Richard Hubbard<br>Technology Solutions Inc<br><br>----- Original Message ----<br>From: Ken Smith <<a href="mailto:kensmith@cse.Buffalo.EDU">
kensmith@cse.Buffalo.EDU</a>><br>To: <a href="mailto:nflug@nflug.org">nflug@nflug.org</a><br>Sent: Friday, April 13, 2007 6:01:34 PM<br>Subject: [nflug] You qualify as a Dinosaur if ...<br><br><br>You are at least in the running for being a Dinosaur if you have a clue
<br>what "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" (which is available at<br>"<a href="http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~kensmith/rpgm.txt">http://www.cse.buffalo.edu/~kensmith/rpgm.txt</a>";;) is a parody of. You
<br>qualify as a Dinosaur if you can read it and actually "get" some of the<br>jokes in it. If you're a true Dinosaur it will leave you rolling on the<br>floor laughing (or it did the first time you read it :-). It's gotten
<br>to the point I can't give it out to anyone any more, nobody gets any of<br>it.<br><br>--<br> Ken Smith<br>- From there to here, from here to | <a href="mailto:kensmith@cse.buffalo.edu">
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